Fuck The Great Gatsby No.1: The Call of The Weird by Louis Theroux
So I'm travelling around the world’s third largest country, and thus spending a substantial number of hours on various forms of transport. I initially thought it would be an excellent opportunity to...
View ArticleFamily Fortunes in America is UTTER FILTH
In America, Family Fortunes is called 'Family Feud' and is on in the morning, as opposed to the Saturday tea time fair it is the UK. It is also OBSCENE.The following are genuine answers that were given...
View ArticleSteven Soderbergh needs to watch more Channel Five
Ok, so I know I'm a bit late to the party on this, but Haywire might be the biggest cinematic failure I've ever seen. Not necessarily a bad film per se, (it's worth watching just for David Holmes'...
View ArticleGhost Rider 2 Reveiw: Neveldine / Taylor still this generation's Jean-Luc...
I genuinely believe, that in twenty years’ time, the Jason Statham masterpiece Crank (and to a lesser extent it's sequel Crank: High Voltage) will be taught in film schools. I say this without a hint...
View ArticleA belated review of Midnight In Paris
It's just Back To The Future for Guardian readers
View ArticleRandom photos from America
“I don’t keep a travel diary. I did keep a travel diary once and it was a big mistake. All I remember of that trip is what I bothered to write down. Everything else slipped away, as though my mind felt...
View ArticleTim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Have you seen the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie? It is INCREDIBLE. There's a good chance you haven't - it totally bombed in the US and went straight-to-DVD in the UK. Hell, you might not even be aware...
View ArticleThe early favourite for next year's Best Picture Oscar
Seriously, how can this not be amazing. EDGE! JAMIE KENNEDY! TOGETHER AT LAST!!And how old does Jamie Kennedy look?
View ArticleChinese 80s Breakdance Martial Arts Movies are like the greatest thing ever
With cover art like this, you know it's going to be amazing:So I think I might have found THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE.Mismatched Couples is Hong Kong martial arts film that tried to cash-in on the...
View ArticleThe Hunger Games Movie Book Jennifer Lawrence Liam Hemsworth Suzanne Collins...
Not going to lie to you - the first 20 minutes of The Hunger Games are awesome. It's this crazy mix of Logan's Run and Tim Burton's Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. It's a naturalistic, dystopian...
View ArticleMichael Bay is a total gangsta
From Michael Bay's own site:Seriously, if you're worried about the CREATIVE INTEGRITY of a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA fucking TURTLES film, you need sort your life out. Especially if you're comparing it to...
View ArticleHypothesis: Flo Rida can make anything happy - even the most depressing film...
Or did I just waste hours in Final Cut?
View ArticleThe title font for Step Up 4 is AMAZING
I'm definitely going to see this now.With obvious props to:EDIT:Also:(thanks to @brendonconnelly for the spot)
View ArticleThe Samuel L Jackson / Patrick Stewart-base SCANDAL of Disney's African Cats
African Cats is Disney's attempt to re-enter the world of fluffy nature docs. Back in the day the House of Mouse used to churn out shorts about the natural world (famously throwing a load of lemmings...
View ArticleThis week in insane interviews
Greta Gerwig talking to The ObserverThe Wicker Man director Robin Hardy talking to Ain't It Cool News
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